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Political satire & monitoring

Measure the Madness.

Political satire. Real signals. Chaos measured.

TIC CHAOS follows political leaders, turns the noise into documented signals, and answers with sharp, clearly labelled satire and a transparent Chaos Index.

Chaos channels
4
Promises tracked per leaderPlanned: planned feature, not available yet
10
Satire labelled as satire
100%

Photos: The White House, Architect of the Capitol · public domain · Image credits

Official 2025 presidential portrait of Donald Trump
Daniel Torok / The White House

Currently tracking

USUnited States

President of the United States · 2017–2021, 2025–present

From policy announcements to late-night posts, this profile will follow the rhetoric, the documented promises and the coverage around them, each linked to its source.

Chaos Index

Demo: demo data, not a real measurement

82/100

+12 vs. previous week

Weekly trend

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12 OCT: 82 out of 100, demo

Demo values for layout preview. This is not a measurement of any person.

How it works

More than just news.

TIC CHAOS combines documented data, editorial satire and, later, a community to keep track of the world's most unpredictable leaders.

  1. 01

    Chaos Index

    Speeches, policies and coverage scored by fixed, versioned criteria. When data is thin, the index says so.

  2. 02

    Satire Feed

    Sharp takes and visual jokes, always labelled as satire and linked to the reporting behind them.

  3. 03Planned: planned feature, not available yet

    Historical Archive

    Compare leaders, terms and eras, and see how today's chaos stacks up against history.

  4. 04Planned: planned feature, not available yet

    Community & $TIC

    Vote on what to track next and nominate candidates. A future idea, not a live product.

Global chaos overview

Demo: demo data, not a real measurement

The monitoring desk

Every figure in this section is demo or concept data for layout preview.

  • Leaders in candidate pool

    Demo: demo data, not a real measurement
    12
  • Signals reviewed, 7 days

    Demo: demo data, not a real measurement
    1,284
  • Sources cross-checked

    Demo: demo data, not a real measurement
    412
  • Satire drafts in review

    Demo: demo data, not a real measurement
    37
Signal density
Concept: concept illustration, not data
Highest channel
86
Global average
78

Conceptual map. Hotspots are illustrative, not events.

Global index, last 4 months

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15 OCT: 78 out of 100, demo

Channels

  • POLITICAL TENSION
    DEMO
  • MEDIA HYSTERIA
    DEMO
  • DIPLOMATIC DRAMA
    DEMO

Monitoring activity

  1. 09:42IngestNew parliamentary vote picked up from two agency wires
  2. 09:31VerifySummit statement matched to an independent primary source
  3. 09:12DraftSatire draft prepared, waiting for human review
  4. 08:55ReviewDraft rejected by editor: single source only

UTC · Demo

The $TIC idea

Planned: planned feature, not available yet

A community that keeps watch.

A possible future layer where readers help decide what TIC CHAOS tracks next. It is a plan, not a product.

Not launched

$TIC does not exist. There is no token, sale, presale, price or market, and nothing on this site is financial advice or an offer.

  • 01

    Community voting

    Vote on narratives and features to cover next.

    Planned: planned feature, not available yet
  • 02

    Candidate nominations

    Suggest leaders for the candidate pool, with sources.

    Planned: planned feature, not available yet
  • 03

    Data Availability Score

    A public score for how well-sourced each profile is.

    Planned: planned feature, not available yet
  • 04

    Future marketplace

    Editions and collectibles, if and when it makes sense.

    Planned: planned feature, not available yet
  • 05

    Historical leader monitoring

    Long-run tracking across terms and eras.

    Planned: planned feature, not available yet

Concept illustration of a TIC CHAOS coin

Compare leaders

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Coming soon

The waitlist is not open yet.

There is no signup form and no email is collected. When the waitlist opens, it will be announced here.